Oooh Boy You Lookin' Like You Like What Yah See

Hey Everyone,

During the week, I work at the Action Card Office for what feels like 24 hours a day. Let me just tell you, I get beyond bored. I have caught myself many times just staring out the window, kinda like that chick in the first Paranormal Activity when she would stand over the bed and stare at her boyfriend for like two hours straight. Yeah...I'm not possessed, though. Anyways, I have to arrive pretty early in the morning, and once I walk my not-so-happy tail in the door, I begin my routine.

First, I clock in then get on my blog (I like to see which countries I am most popular in!) Then, I sign on my pinterest so I can design my future house. Next, I sign on Facebook, laugh at the dingalings who appear across my newsfeed expressing their opinions on gossiping, then I start shopping online - no worries, Aunt Patty...I keep the spending to a minimum. On the occasional day where I remember to bring my Chelsea Handler book, I read and laugh out loud - this is an official sorry to all of my co-workers. The reason I say "nothing" when you ask me why I am laughing is because Chelsea is a pretty hilarious lady, but most of the words that appear in her book, well, I don't really feel comfortable repeating.



You see all that hair on her head? Yeah - it's full of secrets...
Well, secrets that she's not afraid to tell.



Well, I was playing around on my facebook, and I came across some notes that I posted a few years back. Y'all remember the little notes tab? People would do those little questionaire things and then randomly tag a billion people in them (including you), and then you just felt compelled to tell everyone what the last thing was that you ate or who the last person that you texted was. Yeah, lets be real...no one SERIOUSLY read those little boogers, but we all did them because we all thought that everyone needed to know that we just went to the potty. Well, I was scrolling through my notes, yes - I was the queen of those questionaires, and I came across one that nearly made me pee my panties...twice. The directions asked me to put my itunes on shuffle and answer the question with whatever song appeared. I decided to re-take it because I wanted to feel young again...let me just say, I am laughing so hard over here that the lady who works with me is trying to figure out what animal I sound most similar to. Ready to make zoo animal noises with me? OH YEAH - I would really love it if you did this quiz, too!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
*Jasey Rae (Acoustic) - All Time Low

Hmm...I imagine myself in some store with one of my friends asking me how something looks on them. After them asking "IS THIS OKAY", I quickly whip my head around to see what it is they are directing that question to. Without any emotion, I respond "Jasey Rae" and just continue what I was doing.

Hey - atleast "okay" and "Rae" rhymed!

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
*I’m Alright - Jo Dee Messina

Ahahaha, I mean, I don't want to brag or anything...ahahaha, totally kidding...sorta.

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
*Mean - Taylor Swift


Dadgum it - is it really that obvious?

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
*Love Is Here - Tenth Avenue North

OH MY GOSH - this is fantastic. Not their money, or their looks...just their love. AWW, I feel like a big bottle of mush today!

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
*Right There - Nicole Scherzinger

Noooo, actually I am right here...not there. DUH?

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
*Last Kiss - Taylor Swift

I'm not gonna lie - this actually makes me sound like a skankette. I keep thinking that my motto must be to just go around kissing guys ONLY once, then never giving them the time of day, again. DON'T WORRY, ADAM! I am deeeeefinitely not doing that! Ahahaha, I bet you were nervous, huh?

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
*Missing You - Tyler Hilton

NO WAY!!! I am actually missing them...so, can we just call it even?

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
*Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People

I just imagined them sitting on their cloud couch, with their feet kicked up on their cloud coffee table. Ahaha...they are both wearing sneakers, too! White, of course. Yeah - I'd be lost without my imagination.

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN
*Goodbye To You - Michelle Branch

Hmm...I think this referring to the fact that I am ALWAYS coming and going. I am never staying in one spot for too long, which is forcing me to say goodbye more than my body physically wants me too!

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
*Best Days of your life - Kellie Pickler

Uhh, yeaaaaaah! Learning how to work out "2+2" compared to the crap I have to learn to work out now really was the best days of my life. First grade...I miss you. I should've paid more attention, but I was too concerned with trying to get Anna Locklier in trouble because she made it clear she didn't want to sit next to me in class because we talked to much, so then I was placed next to Keyontae Freeney...bahahaha...let me just say that learning how to read a clock was the least of our worries.

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
*Beautiful Girls (Remix) - JoJo

My best friends really are beautiful - guys, they only date one at a time, so you are gonna have to wait in line. UNLESS YOU'RE TAYLOR LAUTNER...you can just go ahead and skip to the front of the line. ;)

12. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

* Through The Trees - Low Shoulder


Bahahaahaaha...I can't figure out anything to say about the title of this song, BUT...the lowest part of my shoulder is kinda hurting because I slept on Ethan all weird last night...he's a mess.


I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I am back in Middle School, again. Speaking of...



This was from my Middle School days.
I know what you're thinking - "Wow...She is really pale."
I know...but can we just pretend it's the lighting or something?

 HAPPY HUMP DAY, EVERYONE! In honor of this awesome day and the fact that we are all reminiscing about our Middle School days (I am actually sorry about that...ahah, my Middle School years were t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e), I think we should all take jam out to the good ole songs that got us through those years. DON'T EVEN PRETEND LIKE YOU DIDN'T MAKE A NEW PLAYLIST EVERY SINGLE WEEK! Unfortunately, I didn't just make a new playlist, I also burned them on to a new C.D. every week...don't hate!

"Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see.
Won't you come over and check up on it,
I'm gone let you work up on it.
Ladies let em check up on it,
watch it while he check up on it.
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight."
Check Up On It - Beyonce

 ***Embarassing fact number one about Haley - I actually made a dance to this song...and I still do it when the song comes on. HA!

Love always,
Haley