I was listening to my lovely ole iPod, enjoying the wonderful tunes and enjoying the beyond wonderful weather. To me, its a good day when I can walk to class without sweating and my hair looking like I took a huge can of Crisco and went to town on it. Yes, I know the movie The Help says to use Crisco on absolutely everything, but I am gonna have to disagree with its use on this one particular thing.
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| This man knows how to do the dang thing...props, homeboy! "Work that up-do; OWN THAT UP-DO!" |
Anyways, the wind was blowing my newly washed locks, which my bangs never seem to appreciate as much as the rest of me - I am all about working the "model look" without having to work hard for it. The sky was full of beautiful clouds that were every color of blue mixed with a hint of light purple and baby pink. At that moment, I considered skipping my math class just so I could absorb more of this beautiful atmosphere, but I remembered we were reviewing for our test on Thursday. I mean, seriously - what is more important? Math or God's masterpiece? I knew the answer, but I also knew that Megan would not appreciate me pulling out the ole "hookey" routine without informing her. I mean clearly the answer to that previous question was the second option.
Just as I looked in front of me, a guy was randomly hiking up his right leg as if he was getting ready to punt a football forty yards into the field goal. Right as I was about to cover all of my lady parts and my noggin, I quickly had to transfer my hands to my mouth because I could feel my Special K cereal rising from down under. What I saw was him grabbing his "man business", you know, the one located underneath his blue jean zipper. Without thinking, I my lips began screaming, "WHOAHHHHHH"! Quickly, everyone's attention found me like I was the hot pink crayon in a tub of only white. Luckily, I was listening to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield, and at the very same part where I screamed whoah, she began singing the exact same word. So I closed my eyes and threw my arms out by my side making gestures similar to that man off of Bring it On, you remember - SPIRIT FINGERS, then I sang "RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS! FEEEEEEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN" as loud as my lungs would allow. I quickly picked my dignity off of the ground and power-housed into Lloyd Hall. Sorry China...hope I didn't cause any natural disasters over there because of my voice, but in my defense, it was all mister punter's fault - he caused a huge natural disaster in my already faulty vision. I'm officially afraid to open my eyes anymore! Who knows what my innocent little eyes will land on next time!
Well, I am so glad that I was able to share my wonderful experience of the day with you all. I guess it's time for me to stop procrastinating and time for me to finish my paper and study for my two tests - YEEHAW BUCKAROOOOOO! I can't believe that next week is already dead week.WAIT - HOLY JAMA LLAMA...ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS! I suppose that means its time to whip out the ole Christmas tunes, right? :)
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| All I want for Christmas is yooooooou, baaaby! |
Anywho, as finals week creeps up on all of us, I want everyone to remember this special little quote of mine:
"When life starts getting too stressful, that means it's time to take a nap!"Good luck on all of your exams! In the words of Patty Benton: "Don't worry about it - they are just little tests and will soon be all over!"
Love Always,
Haley
"And they say,
She's in the Class A Team,
Stuck in her daydream;
Been this way since 18.
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting;
Crumbling like pastries.
And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us.
Cause we're just under the upper hand,
And go mad for a couple of grams.
And she don't want to go outside tonight.
The A Team - Ed Sheeran
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