Well, I have survived my first few days of classes...shouldn't there be a shirt for that? No, I'm only kidding - but, so far, they are pretty good. The first day in my biology class, the guy sitting next to me asked me for my digits - it's weird because my nose was running like a waterfall and everything! Don't worry, I discretely wiped my nose before giving him my number. Yes, I'm very lady-like. Oh boy, it was so funny because on Tuesday, our second day of biology class for those who are over there keeping count, he ran down to the isle I was sitting with my eyes basically closed and said, "Hey Haley!" Keep in mind that it was a little bit before 9:30 in the morning, so as you can probably guess, he scared the heebie jeebies out of me! I quickly jumped in my seat and said, "WHOAH! Hey man, I'm doing good. How are you?" If I would've had my rape whistle, I most likely would've blown it - FYI. Then he started talking to me about how it seemed like my cold was going away. I'm not going to lie - I was taken aback by the fact that he noticed I even had a cold. Do guys usually do that or something? Oh well! Anyways, moving right along - in my math and Human Development classes, my teachers basically cracked jokes the whole time - they're actually pretty funny, too! My math teacher has that attitude like shes experienced it all. Now, I'm not saying that she has done drugs and junk...but I am saying that there is a possibility.
So, like I said on the last blog, I've got butt-tons to say, but I'm struggling to find the right words to help me say it. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it - I blame it on math. "YEAH MATH - YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"***super funny story to add to this later on. Anyways, I wrote something else on the 20th of December while I was slaving away at work. (For those of you who can't read my sarcasm - I sat on my butt from 8-5 two days in a row.) Latey, I've been reading a lot of Chelsea Handler books. I don't know how to explain it other than saying...she's addicting. Kinda like Lays potato chips - can't eat just one...well, actually you can, but I've heard it's a painful experience. I really do try to watch her show whenever I think about it, though - I'm sorry, Chelsea. It's been a while. - Anyways, I had so much spare time at work that I have actually begun and finished reading Lies That Chelsea Told Us. I started this whole "Chelsea escapade" during the summer while I was lifeguarding. It took until the very end of 2011 to realize how amazing she is. I might even say that she is basically my idol. I mean, she isn't really "idol-worthy"...so hence the word might. But look at her! She has more confidence than any celebrity I've ever known! Now, that says something because I'm sure we all remember when Lady Gaga wore that meat dress to an award show a few years back. That takes a lot of confidence and a lot of alcohol. Oh, and this is the best part...she has such a wonderful lingo! No, I am not talking about the rainbow of cusswords she dishes out. I am talking about the words she basically invents, like the word "peekachu". I am probably not allowed to say what she uses that for, but lets just say is has to do with a lady. It's so great! While my roomies and I are all out and about, I can say, "Oh goodness - that girls peekachu is about to say hello" and they all know exactly what I'm talking about. Try saying it..."peekachu." Gah, it just rolls off the end of your tongue doesn't it? I think my favorite part about her is the fact that she is so honest - on her t.v. show and in her books. It's like she's thinking, "I don't care about what these people think of me. They're just jealous of how completely honest I am." She is kinda similar to Taylor Swift, too (don't tell her I said that). She will talk smack about a guy and say his entire name like it doesn't even matter if he is watching her show at the moment. Now, I don't ever want to be that honest...that's just asking for trouble. But I can bet on my life that she isn't sitting up at night worrying about some ex-boyfriend and why things didn't work out...or worried about some stupid girl and why she said the things she said that day. The day I can finally say I am like that is a special day that I will mark down in the books. Speaking of books...SHE'S A DANG WRITER! That's another reason why she rocks my socks. Ugh...I am so jealous of that! That's okay, Chelsea. Be looking for me in a few years.
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| I just felt like I needed to add this for a visual effect. There is no way I would put raw meat that close to my peekachu! |
***My story about math. Well, one day when I was really young, probably elementary school, I remember I was sitting on the couch watching something on the Disney Channel. I can't really remember which Disney movie it was, but I do remember the chalk board in the background. The board read "A+B=C". After reading that, I remember looking over at my mom, while in tears, and saying, "Mom...am I supposed to know what that means? I don't...I don't even know the answer to that! I am already in elementary school and I don't know to do that! MOM! I am going to fail at life! I can't do this...I am behind! What am I gonna do!?" I was crying so hard that I couldn't breathe...but I do remember my mom looking at me and just laughing! Wshoo, after my breakdown, I remember going into my bedroom and hugging my barbies and telling them how happy I was that had them for the rest of my life. Wshoo.
"At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer." - Chelsea Handler
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| Look at her. She's two scoops of crazy with a side of coo-coo-cachoo.
Well, tonight I am going to try to get in the bed before 3:30 am. Ugh - I hate it when I can't sleep. I am currently finishing the first season of One Tree Hill with Megan and Anna and searching for new hair styles...I wanna look rockin! ;) JUST WAIT!
I miss all of you guys. I hope 2012 has been treating you well and giving you new life experiences - I know it sure has me. I am very excited about what this year has to offer me. I started it out differently than I usually do. I don't have much to lose anymore...so here's to everything left to gain (EXCEPT WEIGHT)! :)
I am gonna close this with a quote someone use to say to me all the time. Sometimes, we all just need a little reminding. I hope everyone has a wonderful and SAFE week! Always remember: Stop, Drop, and Roll - that can get you out of almost anything.
"Don't ever let anyone put you as number two in their life, because you deserve to be number one."
I was playing back a thousand memories, baby
Thinkin' 'bout everythin' we've been through Maybe I've been goin' back too much lately When time stood still and I had you Come back, come back, come back to me like You would, you would if this was a movie Stand in the rain outside 'Til I came out Come back, come back, come back to me like You could, you could if you just said you're sorry I know that we could work it out somehow But if this was a movie you'd be here by now.
If This Was A Movie - Taylor Swift
Love Always, Haley |
